Mark Twain
When Iwas twenty-seven years old,I was a mining-broker's clerk in San Francisco,and an expert in all the details of stock traffic.I was alone in the world,and had nothing to depend upon but my wits and a clean reputation;but these were setting my feet in the road to eventual fortune,and I was content with the prospect.
My time was my own after the afternoon board,Saturdays,and I was accustomed to put it in on a little sail-boat on the bay.One day I ventured too far,and was carried out to sea.Just atnightfall,when hope was about gone,I was picked up by a small brig which was bound for London.It was a long and stormy voyage,and they made me work my passage without pay,as a common sailor.When I stepped ashore in London my clothes were ragged and shabby,and I had only a dollar in my pocket.This money fed and sheltered me twenty-four hours.During the next twenty-four I went without food and shelter.
About ten o'clock on the following morning,seedy and hungry,I was dragging myself along PortlandPlace,when a child that was passing,towed by a nurse-maid,tossed a luscious big pear-minus one bite-into the gutter.I stopped,of course,and fastened my desiring eye on that muddy treasure.My mouth watered for it,my stomach craved it,my wholebeing begged for it.But every time I made a move to get it some passing eye detected my purpose,and of course I straightened up then,and looked indifferent,and pretended that I hadn't been thinking about the pear at all.This same thing kept happeningand happening,and I couldn't get the pear.I was just getting desperate enough to brave all the shame,and to seize it,when a windowbehind me was raised,and a gentleman spoke out of it,saying:
"Step in here,please."
I was admitted by a gorgeous flunkey,and shown into a sumptuous room where a couple of elderly gentlemen were sitting.They sent away the servant,and made me sit down.They had just finished their breakfast,and the sight of the remains of it almost overpowered me.I could hardly keep my wits together in the presence of that food,but as I was not asked to sample it,I had to bear my trouble as best I could.