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MR. AND MRS. DISCOBBOLOS 迪絲卡卜羅夫婦

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Mr. and Mrs. Discobbolos

Climbed to the top of a wall.

And they sate to watch the sunset sky,

And to hear the Nupiter Piffkin cry,

And the Biscuit Buffalo call.

They took up a roll and some Camomile tea,

And both were as happy as happy could be,

Till Mrs. Discobbolos said, —

"Oh! W! X! Y! Z!

It has just come into my head,

Suppose we should happen to fall!!!!!

Darling Mr. Discobbolos!

迪絲卡卜羅夫婦倆,

攀上了一座高高的牆。

坐下來朝暮色眺望,

聽見阿牛匹特在哭泣,

水牛曲奇正大聲嚷。

他們享用了麵包卷和甘菊茶,

跳啊鬧啊樂得笑哈哈,

直到迪絲卡卜羅太太說——

“哦!一!二!三!四!

突然一壞想法進了我腦子,

我們若是掉下去,可都得摔死!!!!!

我親愛的迪絲卡卜羅先生!”

"Suppose we should fall down flumpetty,

Just like pieces of stone,

On to the thorns, or into the moat,

What would become of your new green coat?

And might you not break a bone?

It never occurred to me before,

That perhaps we shall never go down any more!"

And Mrs. Discobbolos said,

"Oh! W! X! Y! Z!

What put it into your head

To climb up this wall, my own

Darling Mr. Discobbolos?"

“我們若砰的一聲掉下去,

就像石塊兒紛紛往下落,

掛上荊棘,落入護城河,

你新買的綠外套可怎麽辦?

難道你還能不骨折?

我以前怎麽從沒有想到,

我們若爬不下去可怎麽辦!”

於是迪絲卡卜羅太太說:

“哦!一!二!三!四!

這壞主意咋就進了你腦子,

你咋突發奇想要爬上這牆頭,

我親愛的迪絲卡卜羅先生?”

Mr. Discobbolos answered,

"At first it gave me pain,