佚名/Anonymous
William I, who conquered England some 930 years ago, had wealth, power and a ruthless army. Yet although William was stupefyingly rich by the standard of his time, he had nothing remotely resembling a flush toilet.No paper towels, no riding lawn mower.How did he get by？
History books are filled with wealthy people who were practically destitute compared to me. I have triple-tracked storm windows, Croesus did not.Entire nations trembled before Alexander the Great, but he couldn't buy cat food in bulk.Czar Nicholas II lacked a compound-miter saw.
Given how much better off I am than so many famous dead people, you'd think I'd be content. The trouble is that, like most people, I compare my prosperity with that of living persons：neighbors, school classmates, TV personalities.The covetousness I feel toward my friend Howard's new kitchen is not mitigated by the fact that no French monarch ever had a refrigerator with glass doors.
There is really no rising or falling standard of living. Over the centuries people simply find different stuff to feel grumpy about.You'd think that merely not having bubonic plague would put us in a good mood, but no, we want a hot tub too.
Of course, one way to achieve happiness would be to realize that even by contemporary standards the things I own are pretty nice. My house is smaller than the houses of many investment bankers, but even so it has a lot more rooms than my wife and I can keep clean.
Besides, to people looking back at our era from a century or two in the future, those bankers'fancy counter tops and my own worn Formica will seem equally shabby. I can't keep up with my neighbor right now.But just wait.
大約在930年前，威廉一世征服了英格蘭，他擁有財富、權勢和無情的軍隊。盡管以他那個時代的標準，他確實富得令人咂舌，可他連一個類似抽水馬桶的東西都沒有。沒有紙巾，沒有坐式割草機，他是如何勉強度日的呢？